It's dangerous either way!
Estelle: Look, Bubba, that man has a gun!
Bubba: Don't worry Estelle, I read in the paper the other day that you can "open carry" a handgun legally in Mississippi now.
E: No, you can't. You have to have a license and cover it up!
B: I am pretty sure I read an article...
E: Bubba, you can't. I am calling the cops.
B: Hold on there Estelle, let's don't get this guy into trouble.
E: Well, he is breaking the law, and I am scared of him.
B: I am telling you, he ain't breaking no law.
E: Bubba, I know he is!
B: Tell ya what, baby, let's check and be sure before we call the cops.
E: How, Bubs?
B: You got one of them there smart phones, right?
E: Yeah?
B: Well, on the news, when they mentioned that open carry was legal, they talked about some open carry site. They'd probably know whether it was legal.
E: Well, if you don't believe me, Bubs, you just go on and look it up.
[some fumbling, swearing, comments about smart phones being dumb]
B: Here it is Estelle! And look, they got a map. Lemme just poke Mississippi and see what comes up. Damn! I guess you was right and the news was wrong. Even this here website that is all for open carry says you can't do it in Mississippi. I am so sorry I doubted you, sweetness. Call the cops. Don't forget to tell them that you were scared. It'll make 'em come faster.
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