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Zombie cows & other related trivia

Grapeshot

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On the horns of a dilemma - the idea of a milking stool seems distasteful.

Free range cows are not pastureized and do not install confidence.

Don't kowtow. It doesn't behoove you.
 
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wabbit

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Please forgive my oversight, I forgot to mention that is Dr. Elsie as she was bestowed PhD.s in Bovinity, Ecownomics, and Human Kindness; tho the Seneca peoples have installed her as one of their Chiefs; as well as being awarded the P.T. Barnum award for showmanship by Bridgeport CT.
 

Grapeshot

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Halfers are little cowards.

Smart cows don't defecate upstream from where they drink.

How do you tip a cow? Generously, if the service is good.

Cud a cow be your bestest friend ever?
 

Grapeshot

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Let me count the ways.

Are you a countess or a count?

The count down begins.

Don't slice bread on the counter.

An abacus is just another counter.

I went to schuul, now I can count.

Can you counter that argument?

Point and counter point.

Counter revolutionary.

Counter balanced.
 
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